The Monkey’s Pirate

Mom suggested the job fair. Nobody is hiring a one-handed man with a substance abuse problem. She never listens.

Hanging with the guys on the dock, sipping buckets of rum was my ambition.

Encountering Continue reading


A Dingo and His Canoe

When the dingo decided to take up his career as a pirate, he overlooked the fact he wasn’t good with an oar. He’d won his ship—a canoe—in a poker game from a disgruntled midget.

But rowing with his teeth was a drag. He decided to hire a bloke to do the pulling. But where would he find this person? Continue reading