A Dingo and His Canoe

When the dingo decided to take up his career as a pirate, he overlooked the fact he wasn’t good with an oar. He’d won his ship—a canoe—in a poker game from a disgruntled midget.

But rowing with his teeth was a drag. He decided to hire a bloke to do the pulling. But where would he find this person? Continue reading


Meanwhile in Legoland

The croissants never turned out light and fluffy. The chef despaired at their waxy, plastic texture. Nobody ate them.

His life goal turned brick. The Food Network was fantastic, distant. He plunked in a playful pit of gloom. Perhaps if he learned how to use this frying pan. Continue reading