Don’t Step on the Alligator

Mothers disburse sage advice always. Brush your teeth. Bring clean underwear. Drive defensively. Just say no. Steer clear of fast stuff. It’s all part of the online mother certification process.

The twins weren’t deaf. Continue reading


A Dingo and His Canoe

When the dingo decided to take up his career as a pirate, he overlooked the fact he wasn’t good with an oar. He’d won his ship—a canoe—in a poker game from a disgruntled midget.

But rowing with his teeth was a drag. He decided to hire a bloke to do the pulling. But where would he find this person? Continue reading