Thar She Blows!

Emmitt blamed all the world’s problems on the bullhorn that stalked him. “Get over here!” “There!” “Stop!” The bullhorn bellowed commands, steamrolling his Pollyanna disposition.

For Christmas, Santa brought him headphones. “Everything is Awesome” could envelope him in a sonic cone nearing nirvana. Emmitt was giddy with glee. He knew exactly what he would do.

Working on Christmas day in the rest room of the Hall of Justice, Emmitt snapped the headphones on and dialed up the volume. With his trusty jackhammer firing and recoiling repetitively, he turned pirouettes as the tile floor exploded.

“Stop! You fool!” shouted the bullhorn.


Photo is copyright by Josh Mosey.

 

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