A Dingo and His Canoe

When the dingo decided to take up his career as a pirate, he overlooked the fact he wasn’t good with an oar. He’d won his ship—a canoe—in a poker game from a disgruntled midget.

But rowing with his teeth was a drag. He decided to hire a bloke to do the pulling. But where would he find this person?

He met Pierre after the prison break. Fortune smiled on patient dingoes. Pierre’s mustache looked fake, but his enthusiasm eclipsed his odd facial tic.

Out at sea, the dingo realized he’d goofed. Pierre started to row with the binoculars.


Picture is via Josh Mosey.

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