But rowing with his teeth was a drag. He decided to hire a bloke to do the pulling. But where would he find this person?
He met Pierre after the prison break. Fortune smiled on patient dingoes. Pierre’s mustache looked fake, but his enthusiasm eclipsed his odd facial tic.
Out at sea, the dingo realized he’d goofed. Pierre started to row with the binoculars.
Picture is via Josh Mosey.