Before Hannah’s talking horse reached superstardom riding Hannah’s beach blanket, he was known as Clompin. Dictator Clompin to be precise. For you see, he was the ringleader behind the Barnyard Insurrection of Saint Thomas.
He had employed those mad talking skills around the farm. Spinning the heads of the goats, pigs, and chickens. “We don’t need no stinkin’ farmer!”
Sure the revolt was all fun and games at the start. Dropping their eggs on the farmer’s head was fun. As was nipping farmer in the arse.
In the end, Clompin went too far. Nobody wanted to cart the loudmouth around.
Picture linked via Josh Mosey.