A Wizard Walks His Dog

“Milton! It’s time to walk the dog!”

I started, fumbling a beaker of potion and nearly exterminating myself. “Mom! Please!” Truth was that she was just being a witch. Continue reading

Don’t Step on the Alligator

Mothers disburse sage advice always. Brush your teeth. Bring clean underwear. Drive defensively. Just say no. Steer clear of fast stuff. It’s all part of the online mother certification process.

The twins weren’t deaf. Continue reading