Another mission? This time the Kzin? Seriously?
The duty sargent was a bitter old crust. “No, you may not ‘skip the trip’ to wash your hair,” she barked.
“But why not?”
“Hagmar! You’re assigned to the princess for today’s mission.”
Hagmar of the Hanging People. Great! All he ever wants to do is monkey around. The princess’ face puckered.
She sat and fumed. Hagmar scampered out.
A Kzin caught him by his tail.
She blasted the Kzin in the back casually.
Prompt via Josh Mosey.