“Here are the animals,” said the strongman. He picked up a cage with four tigers and shook it. “Good luck.”
Nigel looked at the cages, the crate of oil-packed tuna cans, and dizzy man-eaters. “I can master this.”
Monkeys, tigers, elephants, and boring horses. “I’ll start with the ground squirrels.”
Nigel checked himself out in the fun mirrors. Found a whip and cracked it.
The police report read that the elephant wasn’t to blame for stomping Nigel flat.
Prompt via Josh Mosey.